Saturday, March 17, 2007

Escape Pachyderms!

They knew they wouldn't get far with their mug shots wired from Akron to Albuquerque...so Gail and Ken became Raj and Haj and hopped a pachyderm. Seemed at that chaotic moment to be the perfect getaway. The soot from the explosion masked their features, and they were inconspicuous among the herd. Though they chose the swiftest beast available; what seemed so ingenius in the aftermath of the failed heist, appeared hopeless as the day was dawning. How were they going to put any distance between themselves and the scene of the crime? And how much longer could they bear traveling at 7-1/2 m.p.h.?!? ...And the elephant was getting hungry...

posted by (not so) kinky lee

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